While passing through the living room one fine evening, a singer on TV caught my attention to I stopped to watch. Shortly there after, the number came up to vote, so I knew it was American Idol.
Normally, I do not watch American Idol. Simon gets on my nerves. He’s someone else I’d like to shake so violently that his eyes bleed. But she did an okay job but I thought she’d blown a few notes during the song, so I thought let me see what the judges had to say… just to see if they noticed it, too.
Oh, yeah, they noticed. Whew. Then it was Ellen’s turn to speak.
When the camera turned on her, I was looking… and looking… I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. So much that I don’t think I even heard a word she said… I’ve seen her somewhere before. No, not on her show, “Ellen”…. somewhere else. Magazine? Yeah, that’s it… that’s where I’d seen her…
On the pages of National Geographic. She looked like a MONKEY!! I even had to share that with the mother-in-law… And she (surprisingly enough) agreed with me.
If you missed the show, this is not the exact picture from the episode, but it was very close to what she looked like. Seriously… She looks like a monkey. Actually, I think the hair over her ears is actually a little shorter, and her ears were VERY prominent.
Ellen Degeneres is a monkey.
Now, compare that to this…
Ellen? Is that you?
Ok, ok, their eyes are different colors. Sheesh. But you get the idea? Right?
And Ellen, I mean no offense if you should just happen across this blog and read this post. But take my advice (even though I am far from a fashion expert or a cover model), keep your hair just a little longer. Just a little, and wispy… I normally don’t like wispy, but I think it fits you just fine. 
